shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
This will be my senior quote
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Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
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i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind
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reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
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all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural
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cooking with nicki
when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon
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I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
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