thepensivebrony:

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

This will be my senior quote

(via jesuschristvevo)

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

(via jesuschristvevo)

poopflow:

i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind 

(Source: migscast, via jesuschristvevo)

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(via jesuschristvevo)

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

(Source: chrismaggio, via jesuschristvevo)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural

(via jesuschristvevo)

leonmcgann:

promo4homo:

cooking with nicki

when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon

leonmcgann:

promo4homo:

cooking with nicki

when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture, via jesuschristvevo)

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(Source: adrians1, via jesuschristvevo)

flippers:

if u can adequately twirl spaghetti on ur fork i have MAD respect for u bc that shit is hard let me tell u

(via kp00h)

(Source: wolphe, via xbrennanicolex)

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

(via jesuschristvevo)